| The GREATEST thing you'll ever LEARN, is just to LOVE- and be LOVED in RETURN. |
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The Outer Charms |
| NAME: Iphyengia Yidrych AGE: Yes and No LOCATION: Ashlings, Distopia |
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The Inner Workings
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| If you cannot be GOOD... Be CAREFUL. |
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An Empty Box? |
Friday, April 25, 2003
War is an ugly thing, but not the ugliest of things; thedecayed and degraded state of moral and patriotic feeling
which thinks that nothing is worth war is much worse. A man
who has nothing for which he is willing to fight; nothing
he cares about more than his own personal safety; is a
miserable creature who has no chance of being free, unless
made and kept so by the exertions of better persons than
himself.
--John Stuart Mill
"It is impossible to travel faster than the speed of light,
and certainly not desirable, as one's hat keeps blowing off."
-Woody Allen
Learn from the mistakes of others.
You can't live long enough to make them all
yourself.
Suggested greeting cards I liked:
"Before you go,......... I would like you to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."
"We have been friends for a very long time........... Are you as tired of it as I am?"
«No one else could ever be admitted here, since this gate was made only for you. I am now going to shut it»
--Kafka
He is soooo cool. I hope I never have to analyze him...
Wednesday, April 23, 2003
Superman was allergic to strawberries.
South Africa is a misnomer and actually lies in North Africa.
"Pacific", as in the ocean, means "warlike" due to the rough waters.
Bees cannot see the colour Purple.
The Azores are the capitol of the Atlantic.
Studies have shown that the world's rising birth rate cannot be attributed to sex.
Two wrongs do make a right if you divide by three, multiply by twelve and take away the first evil deed.
In 1996 an American lawyer was sentenced to four years in prison for putting Kellogs Pop Tarts into the pockets of condemned men being sent to the electric chair and reaping the toasted rewards.
Licking coal reduces the effects of a hangover.
Trees can right themselves if turned upside down.
Darth Vader has appeared in naked publicity shots for Playboy.
Sodium Benzothium is a chemical which allows you to detach your shadow and leave it at home.
If you look at a chess board long enough you can see the face of G~d, laughing and poking his finger at you
You are not actually on the internet, in fact you are not even in your house you are in a portugese mental institution where some of the worlds top phsycologists are trying to remove you from youre own little fantasy world where you act out the part of a normal person living a normal life when in reality you are a superhero.