| The GREATEST thing you'll ever LEARN, is just to LOVE- and be LOVED in RETURN. |
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The Outer Charms |
| NAME: Iphyengia Yidrych AGE: Yes and No LOCATION: Ashlings, Distopia |
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The Inner Workings
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| If you cannot be GOOD... Be CAREFUL. |
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An Empty Box? |
Wednesday, April 16, 2003
Semi-naughty to Nonsensical to rather Naughty indeed Joke Time!What is the difference between a sorority and a circus? Well, a circus is a cunning display of stunts and....
How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two, but God knows how they got in there.
What's yellow and dangerous?
Shark infested custard.
What's the difference between a wheelbarrow full of marbles and a wheelbarrow full of babies?
You can't shift marbles with pitchforks.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Two muffins are baking in the oven. The first muffin turns to the second muffin and says "Hot enough for ya?" The second muffin looks at the first muffin and says "HOLY SHIT A TALKING MUFFIN!"